So, I'm home for the break - that's the next six weeks, for anyone keeping track. While much of it will probably be spent hibernating and doing research on medieval Spain so as to not have the worst winter term ever, I shall definitely be up for stuffs and/or things with folks in the DG area. Such as, movies! There's a small army of them that I want to see, and one has already been checked off the list, quite to my satisfaction.
THINGS I LEARNED FROM CASINO ROYALE:
-Parkour is even more impressive when done amidst explosions
-Half-blind asthmatics can be villains too!
-When detonating a bomb by remote, ensure that said bomb is not, in fact, attached to your own belt loop
-Wanton destruction in third-world countries is funny! Oh wait, our government already knew that
-Poker can be vaguely exciting under certain circumstances
-Venice, LOL
And finally, two reasons why I will never be able to sit in a wicker-bottom chair again:
1) I won't look as good at Daniel Craig while naked in one
2) SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST, HOW CAN ONE MAN DO THAT TO ANOTHER?! I mean, yes, yes, torture's terrible, in any form. But what man sinks to the level of sack-tapping? That violates the Guy Code. Not cool, half-blind asthmatic bad guy. Not cool.
3 comments:
"...why I will never be able to sit in a wicker-bottom chair again:
1) I won't look as good at Daniel Craig while naked in one"
HAHAHAHHAHA!!! ...aww.
There are so many movies I want to see...
Boo that we weren't able to get to any while you were still here :(
Hurray explosions!!
"1) I won't look as good at Daniel Craig while naked in one"
Be sure to turn in your guy card next time you see me.
Don't be jealous poke.
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